Rock N Roll Smorgasboard

Every Monday night from 8PM, John Robb is joined by Lord Pig for the Rock N Roll Smorgasboard. The show features a wide variety of music, focusing on new and unsigned talent, even bands from our own broadcast area (Holroyd, Parramatta, Baulkham Hills), mixed in with well known artists. John Robb has been hosting the show for over 16 years, and is now also joined by Lord Pig each week.

Along with the great music, there are a few sections, that are, well, unique!

Dodgy Song: At 9.00pm the boys dig out and play a dodgy song... A track that is really bad or poorly recorded or something just downright ridiculous!!
78RPM: At 9.30pm hear a real blast from the past when the Smorgasbord plays an old 78RPM record... scratches and all. No digital enhancement, just the original 10 inch record.
In Concert: At 10pm hear "in concert" - 3 tracks recorded live! If you're in a band and have recorded one of your gigs, send it in to be included in the segment.
Weekly World News: After "In Concert", you can hear Weekly World News. News from around the world that you won't hear on other news broadcasts. It truly is unique!

Poetry

What Rock and Roll show would be complete without a dose of poetry? The Rock N Roll Smorgasboard has you covered! John Robb and Lord Pig have recently been asking regular listeners to send in their poetry, either by email or fax, or as a CD. This segment is proving popular with their regular listeners, and has had people putting in huge efforts for the show.

A collection of the best (or wackiest!) poetry is available online for you to read. Take a look at the poetry!

Photos

John Robb, regular guest and photograper of these photos

[Above] John Robb, regular guest and photograper of these photos "The King" and Lord Pig hard at work in studio 2

John Robb and Transgoslovite are taken by surprise.

[Above] John Robb and Lord Pig discussing which analogue music file to play next!

John Robb and Lord Pig discussing which analogue music file to play next!

[Above] John Robb and Transgoslovite are taken by surprise.

[ABOVE] Jesse, Beggsie, and Amy from Jamiees Room spend some time at 2CCR with Lord Pig, The King and Bill. Photos courtesy of Glen Morgan

[ABOVE] The Guys from Iron Jack rocked The Smorgasbord (with John Robb and The Pig) as hard as its ever been rocked. Photo courtesy of Glen Morgan

[ABOVE] Sophia Marie, her drummer David in the 2CCR FM studios with John Robb and The Pig. Photo courtesy of Glen Morgan

Online Audio

Norm and Norma from Old Toongabbie help out with Weekly World News Download
Lord Pig works out that JC and Homer Simpson have worked together. Download
Always interested in saving listeners money, John and Lord Pig enlist help from the King Download
The fellows start talking about their favorite old TV shows, and John lets out a little Fruedian slip. Download
Dr Klaus Klown takes a phone call from GiGi, and offers her the best medical advice the Smorgasbord has to offer... Download
Dr Klaus Klown pays a visit to the 2CCR studio, and gets just a bit confused... Download
After this crazy story, BLOKEY aftershave is finally explained, aired on the 25th of August 2008, with special guest "The King". Download
When you live in The Centre Of The Universe you find that you can pen crazy poetry with the best of them. Loyal listener Larpa from COTU is responsible for this madness. Download
On the 22nd of October 2007, in preparation for the Federal Election, Lord Pig started speaking Watermelon in response to one of Johns news stories. Download
Regular contributor Mungo sent this fax to the station to help cheer John up, who had had a tough day at work, well done Mungo. Download
Who remembers the night that Lord Pig had a spin out about Killer Penguins at the very beginning of the show, here is the evidence.Download
On the 1st of October regular guest "Thing" dropped in to say hello and do some recording. As Thing did his thing in the second studio, the fellows could hear him talking into the mic, so Lord Pig managed to become just a little concerned about things, or was he just making some extra noise for Things recording - Download
On this night Lord Pig was in such a state of panic, he insisted that John fly The Tardis to Antarctica as soon as possible, causing an early blast off. Download
Lord Pig and John let us in on a little secret. The Divorce Courts might have had something to say about this. Enjoy. Download
LSD TRIP (Weekly World News) Download
FROG WAR (Weekly World News) Download
BRAIN WASHED DOG! (Weekly World News) Download
BEASTS HAVE HORNS - This is one of the very first pieces of poetry, read and written by Lord Pig, this went to air on the 24th of July 2006.Download
FRANKS NEWS (11th June 2007) - Regular listeners will remember the night Frank tried his best to bring us this installment of Weekly World News. Download
SKIN SLURPING (19th March 07) - Regular listeners have been asking for a repeat of this fabled episode of the Weekly World News. Download
Regular listeners will remember the night the Tardis was attacked by Japanese Darleks, here is a a refresher of that fateful night, enjoy.Download
Loyal listener Larpa copes a serve from John, for no apparent reason...Download
On this night, the fellows decide to build a brewery next to Lord Pigs, and Ron gets a mention. Download
Regular guest Murry and John have a digression about Gen X Download
Loyal listener Bill drops in to say hello to Lord Pig and John, and offers some tips on dentistry Download
As Australians prepare for the last Federal Election, the Tardis flies over Rouse Hill, and the fellows catch up with Ron the Raving Rate Payer. This is one of the funniest 7 minutes of radio ever. Download
Lord Pig relates the night he was asked to leave the club, after his mate plays a practicle joke on him. Download
What some people will do for their pets. Another Weekly World News story that ends in laughter. Download
Weekly World News story about a man who shoots his own car. The King helps out with this maddness. Download
The King realy goes out on a limb here, by suggesting things are making sence Download
Is there a suggestion that you can pull on your belly ring and lose weight? Download
During this Weekly World News story, Cameron goes a bit mental and does a triple banger. Download

Music we play

Here are some of the bands and artists which we play regularly on the show.

You can purchase music from Billy Thorpe, Heavy Trash, Star Spangled Banner, The Complete Havos Singles (1971 - 1973), Kahyas Jute, Buffalo, Spectrum, Lobby Loyde and Ross Ryan from Aztec Music.